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Friday (1995)

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• Smokey : I know you don't fume weed, I know this; but I'm gonna become you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to exercise.

• Craig Jones : We ain't got no sugar.

  Smokey : No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got 2 things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

• Smokey : I got mind command over Deebo. He exist like "shut the fuck up." I be serenity. Only when he get out, I be talking again.

• Smokey : Call up it ,Write information technology down, accept a flick, I don't give a fuck.

• Smokey : Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and y'all. Accept advantage human, take advantage.

• Smokey : Puff puff, requite. Puff puff, give. Y'all fuckin' upwards the rotation.

• [Pastor Clever drives upwards every bit Smokey rolls a articulation]

  Craig Jones : Put that out, human being, here come the pastor.

  Smokey : For what? Probably fume bud too.

  Pastor Clever : How ya doin', Brother Craig? How ya doin'?

  Craig Jones : I'm all correct.

  Pastor Clever : Um, say, um, by chance is Sister Jones in?

  Craig Jones : Nope. Neither is Blood brother Jones. They both at work.

  Smokey : [under his jiff] Where yo' ass demand to be, nigga.

  [he starts rolling again]

  Pastor Clever : 'Scuse me, brother. What nosotros call drugs at 74th Street Baptist Church, we call a sinny-siiiiin-sin.

  Smokey : [singing] Well, 'round here, betwixt Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen... niggaaaaa!

  Pastor Clever : Why don't ya only give me a little bit for my cataract.

  Smokey : You didn't put in on this, homo.

  Pastor Clever : It's amend to requite than receive, my brother.

  Craig Jones : [looking across the street at Mrs. Parker] Look, look, wait, she bendin' over!

  Pastor Clever : Lord have mercy! The Lord is my shepherd, he know what I want. Excuse me, blood brother.

  [he walks abroad]

  Pastor Clever : Mrs. Parker! Mrs. Parker! Can I talk to you for a infinitesimal, Mrs. Parker?

  Smokey : [to Craig] Told ya. The weed be lettin' ya know... evil lurks.

• Smokey : Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

  Craig Jones : Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

  Smokey : Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker also.

• Smokey : [later on Craig knocks out Deebo] You got knocked the fuck out, human being! Requite me my goddamn money...

  [Smokey takes $200 from a knocked-out Deebo]

  Smokey : Payback's a motherfucker, ain't information technology? Nigga!

  [walking away]

  Smokey : Prisoner of war! Pow, Pow, Prisoner of war!

  Red : [punches Deebo as he's getting up and takes chain back] My grandmama gave me this chain!

  Ezal : [slowly walks to Deebo] Deebo? DEEBO! Man, you shoulda been bobbin' and weavin'! Look 'it at ya! GET UP! Since you ain't, peradventure I'll take these shoes!

  [struggling to take Deebo'southward shoe off]

  Ezal : Big... foot... motherfucker, you can *accept* ya pocketknife! 'Crusade I *STEAL*, I don't *Kill*.

• Smokey : Damn! Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.

  Craig Jones , Smokey : Howdy, Mrs. Parker.

  Mrs. Parker : Howdy, boys.

  Smokey : [quieter, but yet aural] When you gonna let me *fuck* Mrs. Parker?

  Mrs. Parker : What you say, honey?

  Smokey : Huh? Nothing.

• Smokey : [at the water ice cream truck] What'south upwards, Big Perm?... I mean Big Worm?

• Smokey : Why you not goin' to work?

  Craig Jones : I got fired yesterday.

  Smokey : No shit? I thought you had the day off yesterday.

  Craig Jones : I did. I went in to pick up my check, came home, my supervisor chosen me about four o'clock, told me he got me on record stealing boxes.

  Smokey : The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?

  Craig Jones : Hell, no, ain't got me on tape. But they said they did. Fired me on the spot. Talkin' well-nigh pressin' charges.

  Smokey : Goddamn! You've got to be 1 stupid motherfucker to become fired on your day off.

• Smokey : [after breaking into Stanley'south business firm] We got about two hundred dollars.

  Deebo : *I* got nigh two hundred dollars.

• [Smokey taking a crap exterior]

  Smokey : You better not tell anybody man.

  Ezal : Human being, I'yard not, homo.

  Smokey : Keep it on the down low.

  Ezal : Alright brother. Damn.

  [Looks around and yells]

  Ezal : Hey, Smokey dorsum hither taking a shit!

  Smokey : Ezal!

  Ezal : Well, I won't tell anybody else.

• Craig Jones , Smokey : [afterwards they see Cherry'south black center] DAAAAAMN!

• Felisha : I need to borrow your car correct quick.

  Smokey : What kinda shit is that? Most people wanna infringe sugar. Or fifty-fifty ketchup. You wanna infringe my machine? Hell naw! Go the hell on.

  Felisha : Well, let me borrow a articulation.

  Smokey : You demand to borrow a chore. With yo' broke ass. Always trying to smoke up somebody's shit. Get the hell on, Felisha.

  Felisha : I'ma remember that.

  Smokey : Remember it. Write it downward, take a motion picture, I don't requite a fuck!

  Felisha : Tsk.

  [realizes she can attempt her luck with Craig]

  Felisha : Craig.

  Craig Jones : [not bothering to look at her] Farewell, Felisha.

  Felisha : Damn. Y'all stingy.

  [she leaves]

• Smokey : Why don't you lot tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look similar some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.

• Smokey's mom : Smokey, get me some cigarettes.

  Smokey : Well, give me some money.

  [Smokey'due south mom gives Smokey a dollar]

  Smokey : Wait, this isn't enough.

  Smokey's mom : Make information technology plenty.

• Blood-red : [after having his necklace snatched by Deebo] Hey, man, why didn't y'all assist me!

  Smokey : [slouching in his chair] Human being, I'thousand high.

  Cerise : Human, that'southward fucked upwards. If it was yous, I would've helped you.

  Craig Jones : What most the time he tried to choke me in Smoke'due south backyard?

  Cherry-red : [break, thinks nearly information technology] Oh, that was different.

• Smokey : [sees Big Worm drives away] Florida Evans-looking motherfucker.

• Smokey : I won, gimme my money.

  Deebo : What money!

  Smokey : I lost.

• Smokey : Human that fool just playin' man, I own't trippin.

  Craig Jones : That'southward yo problem. Aint' nobody playin' but you. Yous walk up and down the street all twenty-four hour period playin'. He aint' playin' yous think he playin' 'bout his coin? He know where my momma stay know where you momma stay. He say he had a gun when you seen him right?

  Smokey : Yeah

  Craig Jones : Well name one person in the hood that play like that!

• Ezal : Smoke, buy me a 40oz for my birthday.

  Smokey : Today your birthday?

  Ezal : What'southward today?

• Smokey : I've been smokin' ever since I was two.

• [concluding lines]

  Smokey : [on phone] Yes, I got your money. And I don't appreciate you sendin' your punk ass, busta ass, Jheri curl wearin' ass friends come downward hither to shoot at me and my homie. They'd like to got dealt with.

  Large Worm : First of all, don't exist callin' here like y'all some straight upwardly "G", 'cause I'll cut your assurance off and hand 'em to you, partner. I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey. Yous see, it's the principle of the whole affair. In that location's principalities in this.

  Smokey : Yeah, well... I got your money anyways. And y'all sell that shit yourself next time, 'cause I'grand goin' to rehab. I'grand through with this shit.

  [hangs up, then lights a joint]

  Smokey : [to the viewer] I was just bullshittin'! And you lot know this, man!

• Smokey : Y'all know Craig? Craig got fired!

  Big Worm : What the fuck that gotta practise wit me?

• Craig Jones : What I'yard trippin on, is how you gonna sell bud, when you smoke it?

  Smokey : I don't know. That's my only problem.

  Craig Jones : Big Worm gonna fuck yous upwards.

  Smokey : Big Worm own't gonna practice a goddamn thing, homo.

  Craig Jones : All right...

• Deebo : Come on Fume, Stanley left his window open.

  Smokey : I can't I'm on probation.

  Deebo : Stop beingness a bitch and come on.

• Rita : Ooooh, What's up?

  Smokey : Not a damn thannng!

• Smokey : [about Carmine] He gonna cry in the auto.

• Smokey : [tearing through Craig's open sleeping accommodation window curtain] Break yo' cocky Fool!

  Craig Jones : Homo, wait what y'all did to my curtain. You ameliorate spotter that window you lot climbing in fool 'fo you become blasted on.

  Smokey : With what? You ain't got nothin' man.

  Craig Jones : With this!

  [pointing his Glock at Smokey]

  Smokey : Human being, Where you become that from?

  Craig Jones : Yo Mama.

  Smokey : Fuck you!

  Craig Jones : Fuck you! He he he

  [chuckling]

  Smokey : Come on exterior human being, and finish playing.

  Craig Jones : Gotta get dressed.

  Smokey : Hurry Up!

  Craig Jones : Don't tell me to hurry up!

• Smokey : [calling Big Worm on his phone] Hey um, did somebody... page Smokey?

  Big Worm : [v.o. on phone] Don't play dumb nigger, y'all know who the is! You got my money?

  Smokey : I ain't got it, simply I'm gonna get it.

  [Big Worm hangs up]

  Craig Jones : What happened?

  Smokey : Human he merely hung up... I recollect we better stay in the house.

• Smokey : [afterwards smoking marijuana in the machine with Hector and his friend, he finds himself running downwardly the street in his white A-shirt and white briefs] The next affair I know, I was runnin' down the street in my damn drawers!

• Hector : [while smoking with Smokey] Hey, hey, hey! Have it easy, holmes!

  Smokey : I know what I'm doin', human! Shut the fuck up!

  [Hector and his friend express joy at him]

• Joann : Smokey, I need y'all to go to the store and get me some cigarettes

  Smokey : Give me the money

  Joann : [she hands smokey ane dollar]

  Smokey : Wait, Wait, Await, Await a minute, what's this? This ain't enough

  Joann : Make information technology enough

  Smokey : DAMN!

• Hector : 'Sup, Smokey?

  Smokey : Fuck you.

• Smokey : [talking about Mrs. Parker] Damn, I'd knock the dust off that pussy!

• [Large Worm arrived at Craig'southward house and Smokey comes to him. The license plate says "Big Worm"]

  Smokey : What'due south up, Large Worm?

  Big Worm : How much yous got left?

  Smokey : Man, I got to lot.

  Big Worm : You still own't sold that weed, Smokey?

  Smokey : Man, I'm trying to, Worm. Niggas are broke these days.

  Big Worm : I don't recall you're applying yourself, Smokey.

  [pause]

  Big Worm : You're smoking my shit?

  Smokey : Hell, no. Fuck with your shit? Hell, no.

  Big Worm : You're smoking my shit?

  Smokey : Human, why would I do some shit like that?

  Large Worm : I don't want have to fuck y'all upwardly, Smokey. Playing with my money is similar playing with my emotions.

  Smokey : Worm! You're the last brother money, I'd mess with. I'll steal from my mama before I mess with your shit. Now you know this, human.

  Big Worm : Nosotros'll come across.

  [begins to leaves and drives away from Smokey]

• Craig Jones : Man what took y'all and then long?

  Deebo : This foo was scared human, he didn't even...

  Stanley : [Interrupts Deebo and talks very irritated to Craig, Smokey and Deebo] Await fellas. I've asked you nicely, but now I'm getting very irritated. For the final time, would you stay off of my FRIGGING GRASS, Delight!

  Smokey : Al'correct man, sorry.

  Stanley : Give thanks you.

  [Smokey gives Stanley the middle finger and Stanley falls]

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